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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife
stayed home He wanted her to see what he went
through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8
hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch
with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened
the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed
their lunches, drove
them to school, came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, and stopped at
the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
then drove home to
put away the gro ceries, paid the bills, and
balanced the cheque book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already
1:00 P.M., and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum,
dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids, and got into
an argument with
them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies, and got the kids organized
to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched
TV while he did the
ironing.
At 4:30 P.M. he began peeling potatoes, and washing
vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh
beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M., he was exhausted and, though his daily
chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to
make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh
please, let us trade
back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son,
I feel you have
learned you r lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the
way they were."
"You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You
got pregnant last
night."
